Me: I'm going to the gym tonight. I saw a picture of Audrina online today, and I died a little on the inside. Her body is amazing, other than her boobs. Perfectly flat, amazing stomach and nice legs.
Boyfriend: Yeah, she has a pretty nice body. But so do you, so stop crying.
Me: I know, I know. BUT my belly isn't also flat when I'm sitting down.
Boyfriend: Well, you better make your way down to 8% body fat then. Maybe do an Ironman.
Me: I'm pretty sure Audrina's never done an Ironman.
Boyfriend: I'm pretty sure I never said Audrina has done an Ironman, nor did I imply it. I did, however, imply that she likely has the body fat percentage of someone that has done an Ironman.
Me: So then how do I achieve the body fat percentage of someone who's done an Ironman without doing an Ironman?
Boyfriend: Strict diet and an expensive Hollywood personal trainer making you work out 5 days a week? Maybe gastric bypass. Living in harsh arctic conditions for a few years would probably do it. Or you could just do "Survivor" for a season.
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